OK – caption competition – what do you think she is saying to him here?!

this is what I think camping will be like. the kids are off somewhere playing angelically, like a Pedlars catalogue shoot.

and is it ever? I mean, ever? nope. not a chance. but we go, anyway. and have a happy time, and get to go back to our own beds, afterwards. which is the best sort of bliss.

will be absentish for a couple of days. not completely offline. what do you think I am, crazed? it will be my first time camping sober since my mid teens and I know my limits!

76 days to go to one year.